Top 11 Signs We Never Settled in Phoenix

11. Half our garage was full of packed boxes.
10. Only one car (of two) got AZ plates.
9. Bookshelves were never reassembled.
8. Half my clothes were still in tubs.
7. Only the kiddo had a doctor.
6. We never bothered to find a dentist.
5. We never bothered moving closer to our employers.
4. We never adjusted to having deadly creepy crawlies around the house. *shudder*
3. We kept all our winter clothing.
2. We still think 85 is a fairly warm day.
1. We sprinted at the first chance to move away.